Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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