why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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