It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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