its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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