Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
