I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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