So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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