It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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