I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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