what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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