Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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