I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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