we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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