rhymes with "ouble enetration"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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