I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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