just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize