that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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