If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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