The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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