69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We had sex on a dog bed..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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