will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it was like eating out sand paper
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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