Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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