Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So vagazzling was a success
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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