whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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