Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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