Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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