i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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