my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
The ass gains better be worth it
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