I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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