What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
