I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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