hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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