you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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