I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
