so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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