walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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