That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
