I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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