we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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