She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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