her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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