that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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