So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
