The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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