i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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