You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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