What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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