Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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