Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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