so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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