Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm always down for nudity.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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