Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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