they need to just BURY HIM!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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