everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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