Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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