she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ketchup is God's man juice
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize